SATAN IS REAL! (Black 100% Cotton T-Shirt)

SATAN IS REAL!

Did you know you can thank Satan for the public education we have in the USA... the very true fact that you can even so much as read!? It's true.

The first public education law passed in America was Massachusetts' Old Deluder Satan Law of 1647. The Puritans highly valued literacy... they believed everyone should be able to read and interpret the Bible for themselves.

So, in 1642 the state required all parents to teach their children to read; and five years later, community shooling was mandated. Towns of 50 or more families were required to have an elementray school, teaching reading, writing, and the Bible. Towns of 100 or more families were required to have a grammar school, teaching Latin and Greek, in preparation for attending Harvard University.

(image from... The Laws and Liberties of Massachusetts, reprinted from the copy of the 1648 Edition in the Henry E. Huntington Library, with an introduction by Max Farrand. Harvard University Press, 1929.)

T-SHIRT SPECS:

• 100% Cotton
• Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
• Classic fit
• Tear away label
• Runs true to size

Without side seams: Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste, makes the garment more attractive, and eliminates underarm itching.

Ribbed knit collar without seam: Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.

Shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.

Double-needle stitching: Neckline and bottom hem have extra durability.